Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures

Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures Best Read || [Robyn Peterman] - Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures, Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures After all was said and done the disgusting novella meant to destroy a story stealing New York Time s best selling author s career was successful Rena Gunderschlict an accountant with no discernible Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures Best Read || [Robyn Peterman] - Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures, Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures After all was said and done the disgusting novella meant to destroy a story stealing New York Time s best selling author s career was successful Rena Gunderschlict an accountant with no discernible

  • Title: Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures
  • Author: Robyn Peterman
  • ISBN: 9780989496001
  • Page: 493
  • Format: ebook
Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures

Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures Best Read || [Robyn Peterman], Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures, Robyn Peterman, Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures After all was said and done the disgusting novella meant to destroy a story stealing New York Time s best selling author s career was successful Rena Gunderschlict an accountant with no discernible literary talent and her band of adorable porno writing grannies came up with the worst piece of literature and I use that word loosely that was ever written Am Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures Best Read || [Robyn Peterman] - Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures, Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures After all was said and done the disgusting novella meant to destroy a story stealing New York Time s best selling author s career was successful Rena Gunderschlict an accountant with no discernible

  • Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures Best Read || [Robyn Peterman]
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Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures

About “Robyn Peterman

  • Robyn Peterman

    Robyn writes because the people inside her head won t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper Her addictions include shoes the expensive kind , Coke with extra ice in a styrofoam cup, and bejeweled reading glasses A former professional actress, she now lives in the south with her family and too many animals to count Writing gives her a chance to have a job where working in her P.J s is acceptable You can follow Robyn at robynpeterman and at Facebook facebook pages Robyn P.



552 thoughts on “Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures

  • Too funny for words, but this book is just so WRONG The good news is that it s meant to be wrong in just this way Be very careful eating or drinking while reading this author can be hazardous to your health


  • I haven t read Peterman s first book How Hard Can It Be , which is the book where Pirate Dave originated, but I still loved this I heard about it from a friend who was reading it She was real cautious and hesitant while explaining what it was about, and I can understand why There is a lot of cussing, adult humor, and a general lack of logic to this story that would probably make most people think WTF is this trash but I love a good silly comedy and I m glad I took a chance on Pirate Dave I laugh [...]


  • I loved How Hard Can It Be , and so I had to read the story within the story Pirate Dave is like a train wreck you know you wanna look Once again the fertile mind of Robyn Peterman has made me laugh out loud while reading No Pepsi was consumed as I read the book I learned my lesson with her last book my sinuses are still recovering Oh, and this time Mother Nature has a large role to play in addition to Poseidon damn that scurvy sea god This book is definitely adult material don t let the cartoon [...]


  • Every time a book is mentioned in a book, I want to read that other book When someone in a book mentions their favorite author, I read those, too It should come as no surprise then, that I read Pirate Dave, because this book is mentioned in How Hard Can It Be On long drives to San Fran, I read Pirate Dave aloud to my husband, and if you buy it, I recommend reading it aloud but not in public It is pretty much the most awesome awful book ever


  • A career ending romance spoof No I don t think so As long as you don t take this truly disturbing piece of literature seriously and enjoy it for what it is And that is as a rude, crude, and socially unacceptable parody of really bad romance books I laughed and learned many new synonyms for a particular male body part that by itself made it worth the read.


  • If you ever wanted to read a story that had every name you can think of for a penis, this is it LMAO This story is raunchy, bawdy and hilarious Ms Peterman has a way with the male genitalia, and it s the funniest thing I have read in a very long time This is a SPOOF so please read it as such, you won t regret it


  • A fun, short readis is a spoof and is intended for mature readers above 18 years of age This is the spoof novel used to end the villian s career in How Hard Can It Be Robyn completed Pirate Dave s story at the request of her fans Thank you Robyn It was a blast reading his warped world.


  • Outlandish HilariousRobyn Peterman s Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures was one of several freebies that I downloaded almost a month ago and I finally got around to reading it this evening This is one that I have a hard time fitting into any category Why Time Travelling Vampire Warlock Pirate Dave I usually shorten that to Pirate Dave is already horny Based on information from his fortunetelling colleague, he is working to save the loves of his life from the massive earthquake that is right no [...]


  • Published in May 2013, this was delightfully silly, raunchy and dirty I learned creative euphemisms for the male genitalia and swear words in this one novella than I ve acquired in the last 10 years This is the story of Pirate Dave, a narcissistic time traveling vampire warlock with a permanent erection, a crew of scurvy, smelly, and terrified pirates, and a long term Scrabble war via cellphone with Poseidon As the story opens, Pirate Dave is braving an earthquake to locate his ultimate concubi [...]


  • Pirate Dave is my favorite Honestly, I could not put this laugh out loud, pee my pants romp down The antics between this randy Pirate and his hilarious crew take us on a time traveling journey of love, sprinkled with a little mystery, that involves Mother Nature, Poseidon and cell phone scrabble Robyn s comedic timing is brilliant and this spoof encompasses it all This is a great summer read I will say if you haven t read How Hard Can It Be , Peterman s debut novel, you must It is in How Hard Ca [...]


  • Pirate Dave is a Time Traveling Vampire Warlock of the grossest kind, but to funny to be all that put off by him Along with his to concubines Laverne and Shirley conjoined twins well than not than are again Pirate Dave is a Scrabble Holic and plays against Poseidon along with a wicked sense of humor Mother Nature and his Crew Mates and The Blow Up Doll This has to be the funniest and weirdest book I have ever read My family thought I was on something I was laughing so hard This is an Adult Spoof [...]


  • Start crank calling Poseidon and get your beef bayonet ready This is the craziest story I have ever read crazy it is brilliant Ms Peterman has crafted a pirate romance spoof that will have you spewing your drink I laughed out loud and fell in lust with vampire warlock Pirate Dave Just insane in the very best way The description of Dave crank calling water god Poseidon had me in stitches Robyn Peterman has just become one of my go to authors.


  • She ain t kidding when she says it took a warped brain to write this However did she think up all that crap This is a very funny spoof of a so called paranormal romance Yeah, not much romance, but lots of raunchiness It helps to read How Hard Can it Be first, so you get all the references Very funny


  • I am not a romance reader, but I was told I had to read this little thing It was so bad, it was good I didn t realize there were so many names for the male member If you want a good spoof, this is it.



  • Absolutely laugh out loud romance spoof from Robyn s book How Hard Can It Be This is NOT a romance story, but a spoof of one from the book I laughed so hard sometimes I thought I d wet my pants


  • Raunchy and hilarious If you are looking for a quick read that will make you laugh, look no further Ridiculous, over the top humor and a silly story will keep you entertained Only recommended for those with a twisted sense of humor.


  • What s It About Contains Spoilers This romance spoof novella was born from How Hard Can It Be, when an aspiring author leaks an outlandish story idea to a best selling author Pirate Dave and His Randy Adventures is the above mentioned leaked story, which readers begged Author Robyn Peterman to write.Pirate Dave, a time traveling vampire warlock with erectile dysfunction, addicted to online scrabble, is a real piece of work His bodacious, red haired babes are twins, chosen to relieve his problems [...]


  • A YO HO HA HA HA of a story If you have not read How Hard Can It Be yet, please do so before reading this book Why you ask Well This story is actually the same story that Rena wrote in HHCIB, nicely finished up by Robyn herself at the request of her fans This spoof has everything in it that should ruin an evil author s career guaranteed WOW Where to start with this one The stuff that goes on in this one is so over the top hilarious it does deserve its own book Pirate Dave is a time traveling vam [...]


  • Ok, I have to admit, the only reason I got this book was because it was the career ending publication created in How Hard Can It Be I laughed out loud reading the story as it was put together by Rena and her adorable porn grannies I just had to see how the whole story came together.Pirate Dave is well, dang, I don t know how to describe him He s gross, he s irreverent, he s horny ALL the time Did it make me laugh out loud Yes, I cannot lie The dialogue in this book is funny, in a perverse sort o [...]


  • This story came about when fans of How Hard Can It Be begged the author to give them the full novella used in that book where a writer steals other people s ideas To destroy that author s career, she is provided a perfectly disgusting, outrageous tale about the only Time Traveling Vampire Warlock in existence who is also a pirate, and his rather large, seemingly never satisfied appendage.So yes, this novella is purposely disgusting it certainly won t win any literary awards But OMIGOD, it s funn [...]


  • OMG this was funny I was reading while at the repair shop I know the other patrons probably though I was crazy for the giggling and laughing I almost lost it with the troll.Wooo Silly funny all over, and got me some new online Scrabble or WWF words to play Looking out for the letters AZX JSYK, Lightning up the wazoo almost did me in


  • Hilarious This is the most disturbing romance I ve ever read it s perfect I wouldn t read this if you haven t read How Hard Can it Be first, it won t be as funny you certainly won t get all the diy tool jokes and you should read How Hard Can it Be anyway


  • This was amusing and crazy and fun, everything that I needed in one short read I read some of the start of How Hard Can It Be , which I think I ll be reading soon, I can already tell from the first few chapters that I ll probably appreciate this after.




  • LOL, omg this was hilarious I absolutely loved How Hard Can it Be And the making of Pirate Dave And this little spoof was hilarious Now on to Size Matters Loving this series Highly recommend





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